- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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