Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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