Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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give me a thumbs up

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Church.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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