what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

I just drank a cola.

What did the president do for the people? ...

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Soccer...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Title IX

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Anti Joke

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