- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

You all have Aids

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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