- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Youre mom is so dead...

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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