- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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