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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

The WPGA tour

What's the difference between a duck?

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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