- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

This statement is false.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

dick dick dick... frogs

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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