Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Anti Joke

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