- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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taking out the trash... at night

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

I regret everything.....

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

AIDS.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

women's rights

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

whats the best thing about polio...death

You suck big fat slobber

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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