- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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