What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What can fly? Lots of things

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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