Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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8--------------------- penis

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