- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

God. God.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Lil Wayne

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

PIED NINNY!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Hail Heetluh

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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