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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Are you a tree

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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