- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

Students, please find the surface integral.

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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