Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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