A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Guess what? Holocaust

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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