- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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