- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

A blonde walked into a bar.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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