- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Replacement Referees

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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