What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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