Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Women's Rights.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Women's rights.

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