- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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