How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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