- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Yanter, Look it up

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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