- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

The Game.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Women's rights.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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