What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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Obama being reelected.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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butt sex

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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