Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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