Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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