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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man killed himself.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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