What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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