- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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