- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Female rights.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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