- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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