- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

I am quite mature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Ms Leong Sux

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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