How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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