A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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