How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

women's rights

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Your Mom

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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