What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Your Mother

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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the bible

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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