What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Face Hunter is scum

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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