If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Today is March 22.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

I wrote a funny joke.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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