- Anti Joke

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why is the ground wet It rained

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.