- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

just in time?

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Arrow in the Knee!

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

So a seal walks into a club.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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