I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Your Mum is soo fat.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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