- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Ask me if im a tree? No

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