- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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