Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What's a joke? Funny

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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