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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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