How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

A sober Irish individual.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Get some flipping new jokes people

I work at jcpenny

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Anti Joke

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