A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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