What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Wright flyer

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Anti Joke

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