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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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