- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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