- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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