why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Anti Joke

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