- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Religion.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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