- Anti Joke

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Do you love me? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust