Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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