Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

knock knock who's there? faith

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

a seal walks into a club.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Hello.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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