- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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