Sarah Palin

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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Where's the soap?

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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