- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Men's rights

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Punching a baby

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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