- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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