- Anti Joke

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks