Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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John Cena for president

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kathryn atkins

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Why can't jokes spit?

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The Big Band Theory

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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