Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

here's a joke... the american education society

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Sam Hengal.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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