What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Jews

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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