- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

black chicken. kfc

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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