What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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