- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Donald Trump

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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