What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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kesha is a virgin.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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