- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

An Aisian failed a test

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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