A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Wolfjob.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

a black man walks out of popeyes

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Y u do dis?

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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