- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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