What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Your dads dead. lol

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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